what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(Source: apatheticghost, via kerrieonmywaywardson)

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

(Source: hippiebones, via ump-45)

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via sweetpretending)